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Writer's Block: On the Bus

Jam a bunch of people together in a tight space like a bus or the subway and something crazy is bound to happen. What's the most memorable thing you've seen on mass transit?
Ok. so. I answered this one before, but now that I've had copious amounts of experience with mass transit around lovely europe, I can answer much better.
my most memorable moment on mass transit, was the day in Berlin when we went to tour the Brewery. it was kind of boring, but, long story short, we got free alcohol. my teacher did this whole 'I'm going to assume you'll make the right choice and get 'none alcoholic beverages', however, I'll be over here, and promise not to look in your direction. conveniently' thing. (srsly. he's an awesome guy). now, obviously, my teacher had some drinks of his own (who the hell wouldn't? oh, I might also mention that the limit was three drinks per person, so no one got completely pissed. except for Heather and Ziggy, but well, they're special). anyway, afterwards, we had to catch a train to get back to wherever the hell we were supposed to meet our German hosts, and we all boarded and scrambled to find seats, and just as my teacher was about to sit down next to this guy, the train decided to like, floor it, or something, and he ended up landing like, directly in the guy's lap. it was fracken HILARIOUS. the whole group laughed our asses off at him, and teased him for 'having had too much to drink'.
he was really embarrassed.
oh, fun.

so um?

HarryxDraco and/or Albus Severus/Scorpius
MagnusxAlec
MelloxMatt

I just had a question. why is it, that in slash pairings (or at least in the ones listed above) the more androgynous/bishi/pretty/ or GIRLIE looking of the two ends up being Seme? at least, so their personalities would suggest. (in any case, if I ever wrote my own slashfic, that's how I'D do it.) it kinda goes against logic. *shrugs*
not to mention, if Blaise Zabini were ever in a slash relationship, he'd definitely be seme. in my opinion. (you may be wondering as to why he has any relevance whatsoever to this topic. srsly. we didn't even know if he was a BOY or not until the fifth book... yeah, yeah, I know it's not the same. shutup.)
as for the pairings listed above;
Draco/Scorpius = pretty, thin, fashionable.
Magnus = glitter. nuff said.
Mello = well, I honestly just thought he WAS a girl when he first appeared in the manga. Nice hair, prat.
please ignore this post. it's very early in the morning, and I'm out of sorts. apparently.

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Writer's Block: Teenagers & Car Accidents

Why do you think teenagers are involved in more car crashes than any other age group?
... isn't it obvious?
teenagers are 'effing stupid.
they're cocky bastards who think nothing will ever happen to them.
and inexperienced to boot.
why do you think?
...idiots.

(sorry for my cynical attitude. read next entry! you'll see why.)

Writer's Block: LiveJournal Book Club

Out of all of your favorite books, pick just one you'd recommend everyone read. As a bonus: why did you pick that one?



there is no way in HELL I can pick just one book.
No.Effing.Way.
so, instead, because I'm fucking bored, I'm going to cut'n'paste the list of books from my myspace profile.
leaving out a few that I really don't feel like writing about or don't remember well enough to write about.
blah.

Lord Of The Rings/The Hobbit: only the greatest literary works to have ever graced the earth!
Harry Potter: simply amazing. such an intricate plot, you don't even realize it until you've read the series several times through.
The Mortal Instruments Trilogy: Totally awesome. Srsly. AlecxMagnus. w00t.
Rainbow Trilogy (Rainbow Boys, Rainbow High, Rainbow Road): read these books in like, two days. (finished Rainbow Road about half an hour ago) WAY too short, if you ask me, but it's so cute and sweet, with humor, angst and drama expertly thrown in. also, it just so happens I have a thing for gay people. lawls.
Just Listen: Really cute romance about the pretty (former) popular girl falling in love with that scary loner guy. :o]
Graceling: I read this one a while ago. It was good. the end was beautifully bittersweet. :o]
The Lovely Bones: different kind of story for me. can't wait to see the movie. directed by P.J. to boot! it'll be amazering.

I <3 books. :o]

Oh, lord. (a rantling)


ugh. some people need to learn how to write properly.
and I don't mean the big shit like a plot development, characterization, yadda yadda. even pwp's can be fun sometimes.
but seriously, don't fucking indent every freakin' sentence. figure out that you don't put FIVE spaces after each period, capitalize* and punctuate at least somewhat properly, and for gods SAKE, if you can't figure out how to put letters together properly on your own, use spell check!

 

*yeah, I know I don't capitalize anything except for "I" in my messages, but with stories, it's different.

What does it stand for, you ask?
well, it stands for The Mortal Instruments, if you must know. and you must.
......you must.
bwahahahahhaha...... ahem... anyway.

my point? I'm writing a fanfiction based on the totally EPIC!!!!!!!!!! Magnus and Alec.
Squee.
seriously... like... seriously.
I'm totally freakin' fangirling them. which would explain my lessthanappropriate story. mehehe. well, I haven't gotten to that yet. or really even figured out if there will be any *ahem* naughty scenes. But I'm not sure I'd be entirely comfortable writing that. lol.
I just wish that there had been more detail in the books regarding their relationship, though that whole part at the end of CoG in the Accords Hall was, let's face it: Epic Win.

oh god, I need a life.
or, preferrably, someone else who is just as crazy as I am, that I can talk to about these books. (hint... HINT!)
I mean, my two best friends have started them. (one has started CoA and the other is on like chapter 3 of CoB.) I can't wait any longer!!!!
argggghhh!

oh.my.god. I'm so glad that no one reads these.
*shifty-eyes*
do they?
holycrap! I'm being watched....
did someone slip crack into my cereal?

anyway, I've written about twenty pages (in my notebook OLDSKOOOL.) so far. lmao. today my dad asked if he could read what I was writing. and I was like "Ummm. no." and he was like, "can I read it ever?" and I was all "GOD NO!" and I just started laughing uncomfortably.
Lollerblades. I'm pretty sure my parents should have learned by now that under NO circumstances do they want to know what's going on in my head. especially since they find out most of the time anyway, because that little filter switch in my head tends to be on OFF.
I'm an awkward little child sometimes, I think.
oh wait. I'll be an adult in
....
....
...
FIVE DAYS MUTHA FUCKA.
oh crap.
ohcrap.


anyway. I was thinking. and maybe TMI can still stand for too much information. as in:
Clary: Hi, Jace, I'm here to rescue you. and my mom. but mostly you, because you're the love of my life!
Jace: oh, my dearest clary, you'll never guess whut---
Clary: why, Jace, you look positively unharmed whilst in the middle of my evil father Valentine's lair (except you don't know that he's my father), where my mother is being imprisoned. Come, let's rescue her and escape! ..... where did you get those spiffy new clothes?
Jace: My father gave me these clothes.
Clary: You may have suffered a concussion. I hate to remind you, but your dad's dead, fool.
Jace: There has been a tragic misunderstanding, my dear clary, My father is-
Clary: Wait! I'm going to keep interrupting you, delaying the revelation as to who your father REALLY is. Builds dramatic tension. You know how it is.
Jace: Of course.
*Door opens. Valentine Enters*
Clary: SHIT! Kill him!!!!!
Jace: No, Clary. I'm afraid you do not understand. still. even though it was painfully obvious during that whole dramatic tension thing. Valentine's my dad. Despite the fact that he's totally evil, and I've hated him all my life because I didn't KNOW he was my dad, and I've known all about that whole Circle of Raziel thing, and trying to take over.. blah blah. but that's all null and void now that this totally untrustworthy man has told me that I'm his son. so we can't kill him.
Clary: *gasp* No, you're not his son.
Valentine: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SMILE! YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!
Clary: Really?!
Valentine: No.
Clary: DAMN IT.
Jace: Wtf is Candid Camera?
Valentine: Nothing. Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm really not a bad guy, blah blah blah. Clary's my daughter, Jace is Johnathan Christopher, my son. Let's take your comotose mother and we'll all go to Idris together and be a happy family.
Clary: no, psycho. I hate you. I may be in love with your son (who by all rights SHOULD hate you, but apparently doesn't.), and he probably is in love with me as well, and my mother is in a vegetative state. sounds like a happy family to me.


....
I'd do more, but my brain is fried.
and this entry has gone on FAR too long.

oh well, goodnight....

-it go out again?
-no, I think that I dropped my stash.
-I know I've seen you out and about, when I used to go out. your candle's out.
-I'm illin! I had it when I walked in the door. It was pure, is it on the floor?
-the floor?
-they say that I have the best ass below fourteenth street. is it true?
-what?
-You're staring again.
-oh, no. I mean, you do have a nice.... I mean, you look familiar
-like your dead girlfriend
-only when you smile, but I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else
-do you go to the cat scratch club? it's where I work, I dance.
-yes! they used to tie you up
-it's a living
-I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs


no idea why that popped into my head. I need to stop listening to RENT.
my head hurts.
ugh. goodnight.

RENT

is amazing.
I don't know how I haven't seen it until now. what am I crazy?!
I'm totally in love with it.
and now I get to go see it on Wednesday. LIVE at the orpheum.
actually, this'll be my first live musical. I'm so excited. :D
my family's never really been into that whole culture. it kinda bums me out, because I am, and I've probably missed out on a lot of things that I'd've been able to experience if my family DID like those things.
I kinda feel like the black sheep of my family. :[
but. not even that's gonna get me down, because I'll get to see ANTHONY RAPP and ADAM PASCAL. win.
I only wish that the rest of the cast could be there. especially Wilson Jermaine Heredia (oh my god, I'm in love with him. as Angel at least, but who doesn't love her? Oh, don't deny it. We ALL cried when she died.), and Jesse L Martin. because it's not Angel and Collins without Wilson and Jesse.
but I'm sure I'll be proven wrong when I go see it live. I've heard it's amazing, so... we'll see. :DD
I also really like Tracie as Joanne (much moreso than Fredi. Sorry Rent-heads. I just didn't like what I saw. though it was only youtube.)
...
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..
.
can't.wait.
EEK!

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Writer's Block: Divided Self

Do you behave differently online than you do in real life?
yah. I think so. I'm much more open and honest when I'm online than I do in real life (despite the fact that I try to be as honest as I can in real life.. though that doesn't really work out all the time. haha.)
I'm able to speak my mind more, I guess.
I also tend to be a bit more... eloquent (maybe.) probably just because I have the ability to think about what I say before it actually gets typed out and sent.
god knows I wish that I had that ability in real life.
dontcha just hate it when that filter in your brain misses that god-awful word vomit that you just wish you could grab make disappear before anyone realizes it was said? hahaha. yeah.

Writer's Block: Dream Job

If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
Artist.
or author.
if only I were good enough at either.

Writer's Block: Dream Trip

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Berlin, Germany
Wellington, New Zealand
United Kingdom
Ireland
Tokyo, Japan
... and anywhere that's not here.